Confessions

I like to be a slut

Ok. When I lived in south Korea for a few years, I fucked more than 20 prostitutes, about 15 men, and even a crossdresser. When I went back to Korea 10 years ago for a week long vacation, I fucked a ladyboy AND THEN a Colombian prostitute in Itaewon.

I shared my ex's nudes after she cheated on me

One time I sent my friend an attachment of what I thought was album art, but it ended up being anime porn

I'm sexually attracted to my wife's little sister

When I run, my farts are so loud and wet. I've tried muffling the sound by letting them out slowly, but it never works. I think because my ass cheeks are sweaty and rubbing against each other.

I bought a penis pump but it only increased my girth, not length.

One time on a business trip, I got diarrhea on the way to a client meeting. My sales manager was driving and we were stuck in traffic. I was kicking my feet and moaning, I thought I was going to shit my pants. When we arrived at the meeting he let me out at the front door and I ran to the reception desk and asked for directions to the bathroom. By the time I came out, the meeting had already started.

My ex was the only person to ever truly love me. My parents are both narcissists and I don't even talk to any of them anymore. As far as I know, my brother doesn't either. I broke up with her about six years ago, and I now realize it's because I wasn't able to understand how to accept love. Even though we dated for years, she was with someone new within about a week of our breakup. The last time she talked to me was when she told me she was in love with this person. They were married in about a year. I've since dated many other women and moved on, but I just never had an actual serious girlfriend since. Something fundamentally changed after that relationship. I know we wouldn't have worked. I guess I just never felt that way with another person since. I meet women and I know they feel that way about me, but I just don't feel it back. It's like that part of me died when we ended it. It's pretty ironic when I consider how replaceable I was in her life. I believe love truly is always conditional. I still have dreams about her sometimes. I still sing the same stupid songs we made up together. I genuinely hope you two are happy, because I know you don't even think about me anymore.

After I broke up with my girlfriend my senior year of high school, I spent weeks of the summer looking for someone to teach me to suck their cock. I ended up sucking off a trans girl who posted it to her xhamster page.

For the past year I have been lying to my friends and family about attending university. I dropped out of college after the first year and I've just been living in Austin and photoshopping assignments and IDs in order to keep the lie alive.

One time I put my finger in my butt while I was jerking off, but I didn't like it.

Ho le foto di mia cognata nuda ma non posso confessarlo a nessuno. Sono ossessionato dalle sue te**e...

I regret having kids because it consumes 100 percent of life. If I could go back in time I wouldn't have had kids.

I fucked my childhood friend and current roommate on the couch. I have never found him remotely attrative, funny, or nice.

I cheated on my ex with the girl who became my wife, and then in turn cheated on her with that same ex.

i think i might be gay. i love to get pegged by my wife and ever since she did it the first time i've been looking on grindr for a trans girl to fuck my ass

I wrote a distrack about a guy i recently talked to. Im thinking about posting it on my soundCloud. Should I post it?

i used to piss in my ex's drinks when i would get her one from the kitchen. just a little bit so she wouldnt taste it

I like to smell my fingers after scratching my balls.

Ever since taking ketamine, I have the intrusive thought of jumping from high places ("the call of the void").

I jerk off too much. Sometimes it makes my dick smell like fish.

i'm ashamed of the way i've wasted my life and opportunities i have a graduate degree but lost my job and health because of substance abuse, and my parents have had to support me for way too long

I like snooping through peoples rooms. Seeing someones entire life boiled down to photos, knicknacks, and furniture tickles my funny bone.

I wrote off my mortgage for a few years after I sold that house.

I bribe my wife with an allowance to go braless and wear thongs/gstrings 24/7.

I quit speaking to my father because he doesn't support me.

I regret not finishing school earlier, wasting my life away doing jack shit. I regret wasting 8 years with a whore who cheated on me with another guy. I regret not working out more. I regret losing friendships, good friendships out of pride.

small office, worked late one night, gorgeous secretary left pumps under the desk, made love to them.

i chew my cheeks and pop cysts/scabs i try to stop but god dude i cant

I’m ashamed of where I am in life - currently stuck doing odd jobs after spending a shit load of my life dedicated to a career path that was more than willing to discard me. I have no real direction or passion for much else and am currently just rotting away and scraping by. I’m ashamed of my past self for not planning better for such a scenario, and I’m ashamed of my current self for not having the balls to retrain into something new.

I didn't get to see my grandma before she died. She lived a state away(4-5 hours). I just never made the trip. She was 91.

My sister has down syndrome. One time as a kid, I was too embarrassed to sit with her because I didn't want people to think we were on a date.

I fap without lotion and I think this is the reason for my small penis

My grandparents solely spoke Hungarian, and I only ever picked up a few words in my lifetime. I've used Google to translate messages I gave and received.

I worked in HR as a 1099 contractor. I listed my income at 25% of what I actually earned. I had been laid off and needed to money and could never have paid the taxes when I filed my tax return.

I wear pantiies under my clothes outside and hope they are visible at the urinals when I pull them down and check if anyone can see my small penis.

I've been camwhoring online for months. I love the idea of random, potentially dangerous or disturbing people touching themselves to my body. I want people to want me. I love thinking about people potentially recognizing me.

I'm sorry. I don't want to be that person anymore, and I don't think I am, but please know I've regretted how I treated you for a long time. I couldn't imagine receiving forgiveness, nor do I deserve it, but please move on knowing you were the last person I will ever hurt. Thank you for everything else, please enjoy the rest of your life.

i'm pretty sure that praying doesn't actually do anything

In school, I bribed every boy in my class to vote for me as class president. I still lost.

I am mediocre but I have extreme ambition.

So there was a guy who bothered me at school. Back in the day you had to buy books. I stole his French class books. Just grabbed them from his bag and left them in an abandoned locker in school. Before weekend I saw the books were still there, so I put them in my bag and left for home. I only did it because I disliked the guy, but I didn't take French so it was also interesting to read through the book. He probably knew it was me, but couldn't prove anything. Actually right after they disappeared he asked me if I knew what to do if your books got stolen. I looked him dead in the eye and said "I have no fucking clue, report it to the cops or school". He got less annoying and stayed mostly away from me after that.

Sometimes when I'm in public, I'll be afraid that I have poop on my pants and I turn around to check my butt crack.

Everyday I wake up exactly 5 minutes before my first meeting.

I peed on Scott J*****'s school clothes when he changed for gym class. When he confronted me about it, I pushed him over the locker room bench. I'm sorry Scott. You didn't deserve that. I didn't bully you because you were different, I bullied you because I was weak and insecure. I hope you are doing well wherever you are.